Man Law: Rules of Engagement
1) Never flirt or holler at your boys girlfriend/FWB. A man shouldn’t feel like he cant bring his girlfriend around his boy because you can’t respect what they have. Your loyalty is to your boy. At no point should you be trying to reach out to her via text or call, facebook, e-mail, whatever…
2) If your boys girlfriend/FWB tries to make a move on you, you are required to fuck her immediately. This is the ONLY time this is acceptable. If she is willing to do it with you then she is willing to do it with someone else. By fucking her, you are preventing your boy from having to find out that his girls a hoe in a more fucked up situation
3) If you fuck her then you are to tell your boy immediately. This gives you the opportunity to show your boy what kind of woman he’s with. If you keep it a secret so that you can go behind your boys back later to do it again, you are violating rule #1 and not respecting your boy.
“Some people buy a ticket and they walk into a bar and they watch and they drink a few drinks. They watch a band play. They don’t remember that those musicians that are on stage…. they don’t have a home like you do.. if you have a home. So the next time you’re in a bar and there’s only three people there and the bands playing, I hope you remember that because those musicians on stage… once you decide to be a musician and go on tour and play all over the place, you dont have a home any more. Bonnaroo people always say ‘Bonnaroo festival started with the hippies. The hippies started this festival.’ Just give credit to the people that don’t have a home. That’s all I’m trying to say”
— Jack White